phaseshifter: (o((*^▽^*))o)
Angel ([personal profile] phaseshifter) wrote in [personal profile] sharktrash 2018-08-01 10:54 pm (UTC)

Oh, well then. I. Okay!

[ OH BOY, SHE GETS TO RAMBLE. Heck yeah!! ]

One of the biggest and most murdery animals is the rakk hive! Even the smallest ones are, like, fifty feet tall? And when they aren't hibernating, they're incredibly ornery due to the holes in their backs being home to entire nests of rakks. Which are - they're sorta like big leathery murderbirds. Really annoying. Those tend to attack in flocks, so that's where the shotgun with the ungodly amount of bullets would come in handy! Right? Because the idea is to pulp as many of the sons-of-wit-- bitches as you can with one shot to get them out of your hair. Especially if the hive is nearby!

But a shotgun won't do much good against that, of course, because its hide is really thick and also you'd have to get close to it, which is kinda asking to get stepped on. Super gross way to die, by the by. People just kinda pop, it's the worst. So you're best off using a sniper rifle to shoot out its eyes, or a rocket launcher to just heck it the fuck up. From range. Obviously.

...Don't tell anyone, but I always kinda thought that the rocket launchers we made at Hyperion were pretty lame. You don't go to the company known for accuracy if you want something big and explodey, right? You buy from Torgue if you want the hugest and most explodiest of explosions, or from Maliwan if you want something inflammatory. Or corrosive. That stuff melts right through the flesh, like - schwlurp.

[ That's a very graphic sound effect of a corrosive missile melting its way through a lot of giant-ass monster meat. One very obviously imitated from real life experience. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED SQUALO ]

So cool.

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