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[salamanca]

[ You can basically hear Lalo's grin growing on the other side of the walkie.

Yes, Squalo, it's that obvious. ]

Eeehhhhhhhhhhh?? Oh, no?

C'mon, it's the viking girl. You're sweet on her, eh? Don't be shy! It's cute! Let me help you out!

[sharktrash]

[ Damn it. He slaps himself a couple times to focus before responding. ]

Yeah you "helped" enough. Mind your own business.

[ She thinks he's an idiot and it's -- well, not Lalo's fault entirely, but he definitely contributed to it! ]

[salamanca]

Wait, I did?

[ Still confused! It didn't negatively impact him, after all, so why would he retain any knowledge that it happened? ]

Hey, think of it this way — if whatever I did made her not like you, I can do shit to make her like you too! It's foolproof, eh?

[sharktrash]

[ Wow, nice to be him, isn't it? ]

[ But... the man does present a reasonable point. Clearly, if he ruined something, fixing it should also be his responsibility. Right? ]

I'll think about it.

[ It's not a no! ]

[salamanca]

[ Usually is!

He laughs. ]

Yeah, just let me know. Talk to you later.

[ ;-) ]

[sharktrash]

Yeah. See ya.

[ He hopes he doesn't need to employ the help of the world's most closeted wingman, but, well. Beggars can't be choosers and all that. ]