[ WHAT A DARING DREAM. Pls allow for everyone in the known universe to shed a tear at this most perfect of mental images. ]

 

 

[ OK DONE ]

At least it's less boring when there are awesome people to talk to, isn't it? [WINK WONK] And I suppose that would work. But you know that there's a difference between watching out for someone's butt and just plain watching the butt, right? I'd have to choose my butt-bodyguard very carefully.

[ SO MUCH GIGGLING THIS IS SO DUMB ]