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[sharktrash]

[ SOUNDS LIKE A JOLLY GOOD TIME. they could take over a town like those badass bandit bosses and shit. maybe not quite vault hunter level but still. ]

Heh, I can imagine. Can't stand being bored. This place is hell just because of that. Cold, shitty food and boredom, it's like the trifecta of suck.

[ oh no ]

Y'know, that just means you should go with someone that'll watch out for your butt.

[ fukken smooth ]

[phaseshifter]

[ WHAT A DARING DREAM. Pls allow for everyone in the known universe to shed a tear at this most perfect of mental images. ]

 

 

[ OK DONE ]

At least it's less boring when there are awesome people to talk to, isn't it? [WINK WONK] And I suppose that would work. But you know that there's a difference between watching out for someone's butt and just plain watching the butt, right? I'd have to choose my butt-bodyguard very carefully.

[ SO MUCH GIGGLING THIS IS SO DUMB ]

[sharktrash]

[ it would be perfect. ]

'Course. But the two aren't mutually exclusive. [ wink wonk ] And, y'know, I'm a professional.

[ bodyguard, not butt-watcher... but maybe both ]

[phaseshifter]

[ OH MY FUCKING FUCK I'M DEAD, ]

Oh, a multitasker! How the heck am I supposed to refuse that kinda offer from someone so talented?? I'd say consider yourself future-hired, but Iunno how much you charge. Or even if you accept stolen space dollars.

[ Which are the BEST kind of space dollars but u no ]

[sharktrash]

[ THAT AINT EVEN ALL OF THEM, ]

[ preens ]

Think I can make an exception for you. One time offer only.

[phaseshifter]

Awww. I'm honoured! No take-backs. That's a binding verbal contract and all that crap.

[ MAN she hopes it's possible to do this after everything's over. She's not actually expecting things to be that easy, though. :''') ]

[sharktrash]

Sounds good to me.

[ If only. :') ]

[ And I sort of forgot what was going on here so probably a good place to wrap. ]