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[sharktrash]

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[clowngirl]

You were abso-tively right! [She'll give him that.] And there's plenty of worse things... I just wanna nip a runnin' gag in the bud. I'll be there, for better or worse.

Say, now that we're all pals-y again, I been meanin' to ask you a favor...

[sharktrash]

[ SMUGGEST SMIRK you keep buttering him up like that girl ]

Aight, then I'll just leave 'im in your capable hands next time some weird shit goes down. Everyone's happy.

[ aaaand of course. ]

So how about we get to the actual reason you called me.

[ he's not mad. if anything he's applauding her practicality. ]

[clowngirl]

You maayyyy have come across some meds lately. Painkillers? I need ya to deliver those for me. Or at last keep 'em safe 'til I can pick 'em up.

[sharktrash]

[ Oh that. He remembers it. Not in great detail, however. Being punched in the dick tends to mess with a guy's perception for a while. ]

[ He grins at the tablet, not particularly friendly. ]

Hey, finders keepers.

[clowngirl]

Finders wouldn't have found without moi. C'mon, be the fantastic you I know ya are and I'll let ya have your cut.

[1. Flattery. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT... right?]

[sharktrash]

[ Ugh it's so difficult to be an asshole when she's like this. ]

I want 30%.

[clowngirl]

[Woo! Haggling time!]

20%, and that's if you haven't taken any so far. 15% for samplin' the goods.

[sharktrash]

Too late, already fed some to a cyborg. 40%.

[ squalo you're supposed to go down not up ]

[clowngirl]

[GDI SQUALO]

25% and you deliver!

[sharktrash]

30% and I'll bring it to you once I'm healed. Final offer or I'm keeping it.

[ ...it's also his original offer but maybe these mafia types aren't that good at bartering huh ]

[clowngirl]

Fiiiiiine. You got yourself a deal. I might even throw in a thanks-and-sorry gift once you get here. Square?

[sharktrash]

Great. I'll let you know when I head out. Where are you guys anyway?

[clowngirl]

I'm in the first residential area, still on my way to meet up with Mr. J. Dependin' on his plans, we could be headin' back to the third after that, though.

[sharktrash]

Same here. Supposedly we're close to opening up the bunker, so everyone's gonna flock there.

[clowngirl]

Great! Catch you soon, Fishcakes!