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[sharktrash]

[ how about being eaten out by sharks ayyy ]

[ Squalo thinks the pantomime is hella funny, but he'll fight the urge to mess up Angel's hair and sweater just so the wrong idea becomes especially easy to get. How mature of him. ]

Best try not to look all flustered, then.

[phaseshifter]

What? I don't look-- do I-- shoot!

[ She touches her own cheeks to test for blushing. The knowledge that she's flustered and Squalo knows it is, of course, making it a million times worse. WHY IS THIS HER LIFE NOW, ]

This is all your fault!

[sharktrash]

[ because she decided to doki at some dude's hair and then found out he's a murderer apparently ]

Hey! I didn't even do anything. That's all you.

[phaseshifter]

Me? How is it my f-- What did I do?!

 

Other than drag you in here in the first place, I suppose.

[ orz ]

[sharktrash]

Be your charming self, I guess?

[ is he fuckin smooth or what ]

[ also probably making it worse ]

Also that.

[phaseshifter]

[ Oh he's definitely making it worse. How dare he insinuate Angel is anything more than a snowbo gremlin EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S HER WEAKNESS???? ]

I'm not being charming! That's - you're --

[ Ok but IS he being charming, though. Maybe she's projecting? Oh god she's projecting isn't she. That's definitely a thing that's happening. Frick. ]

I mean. Sorry.

[ THE SHAME ]

[sharktrash]

[ oh no ]

Why thanks. Nothing to be sorry for.

[ Just kind of smirking knowingly at her but it's not unfriendly or anything. ]

[phaseshifter]

[ Opens mouth ]

 

 

[ Closes mouth ]

...You're kinda the worst, you know.

[ THE LEAST CONVINCING LIE SHE'S EVER TOLD ]

[sharktrash]

[ just makes that italian gesture that's basically him kissing the tips of his fingers and making the perfectto!! sign although it could be interpreted as blowing one to her or that he's just had really delicious pasta so really take it as you might ]

[phaseshifter]

[ TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME SHARKBOY

kind of

meaning Angel does something similar but she just kisses her middle fingers and raises them for inspection afterwards and is completely unable to keep a straight face while doing so

so actually she's not playing the same game at all but also, shut up, ]

[sharktrash]

[ WHAT IS THAT EVEN ANGEL ]

[ snerkkkk ]

Alright. Let's get back under surveillance then.

[ GOING BACK FOR THAT DOOR this was a time well spent honestly ]

[ somehow they bonded further over him murdering a fellow citizen who knew ]