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@dickcheese, audio day 382: cw dicks

[headjacked]

Siren-on-NonSiren coupling causes major dick shrinkage in 100/100 cases. And then penile explosion, in not-so-rare instances.

Just.

A fun little fact I thought you ought to know.

@superbia; audio; private

[sharktrash]

[ Okay, he's not entirely sure why Rhys would decide to tell him this. Maybe the whole sibling thing is true only from Angel's side? But there's also that allegedly persisting AI with an investment in a certain Siren's purity, so it could be related. ]

[ Either way, this doesn't sound like something that would be said and not followed by outraged shrieking if she was actually around, so. ]

[ They can both suffer. ]

Hey, thanks for the heads-up. Guess I'll just have to find a monster of a dildo then. Thinking something with barbs, I've seen her making eyes at that tiger.

[ Insert some bad dragon -esque shit on the level of detail that should make regular fathers and dudes with crushes uncomfortable in regards to their loved ones here. ]

[ As for the killing blow; ]

...actually, can you upgrade my whole arm so I can set it to "vibrate"?

audio; private: what am i typing

[headjacked]

-- clearly she hasn't given anything up, since you're speaking in the abstract.

[ Rhys' voice is neutral/just a weeeee bit icked out despite the man behind his words sounding barely contained re: all that rage. ]

So. Disrespectful! My dhhhghAngel isn't into being treated like an unstuffed sausage, nor would she appreciate whatever the hell you were alluding to with a tiger. And luckily I can share this with her when we're back together.

[ Assmad, just not enough to immediately knock Rhys out because what fun would that be???

He wants 2 die tho for multiple reasons ]

who even knows

[sharktrash]

That's 'cause I'm being a gentleman. So far.

[ take that as u will ]

[ and then there's some moderately unhinged cackling at the 'unstuffed sausage' comment because that's fucking rich. listen the dude on the other side may sound all calm but squalo wouldn't have lived that long if he was unable to detect the slightest hints of hysterics in the undertones. ]

Cool. Make sure you don't miss any details. You've gotta have that talk with her sooner or later, yeah?