[ you know, sometimes he really questions why he is still friends with you. but then he remembers that sometimes he really likes it when you're mean to him.

Dino just stands there for a moment, blinking at Squalo where he sinks into the couch. Trap. This was a trap.

But he shrugs and turns to head into the kitchen. ]

If you say so but don't blame me if your kitchen burns down and I end up dead on the floor from blood-loss.

[ it wouldn't actually be that bad. he's not TERRIBLE hes just horrible. ]

Cazzo di cane, come help. You might get samples.