[ His place is still not really viable to crash at, though. Because oops, a small torturer has effectively moved in with him. There's blood, clothes and goreporn picture books strewn around, for fuck's sake. ]
[ Um, no, it was the highlight of her day, if not week. ]
I did that once, but it was with the intention to kill. That was years ago, though. Still, you have to see the pro - that it takes us out of the marriage fuckery pool.
[ rude. she could not possibly know the woes of being a teenage boy. ]
Figures. [ guess who's completely unsurprised by that revelation. ] Possibly. But only if we use their service, and I'd bet they do attach strings to it.
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[ His place is still not really viable to crash at, though. Because oops, a small torturer has effectively moved in with him. There's blood, clothes and goreporn picture books strewn around, for fuck's sake. ]
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[ Is she fucking with him? Possibly. His younger self was rather smitten. ]
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And here I thought you're too competent to be a mail order bride.
[ two can play this game!! ]
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I did that once, but it was with the intention to kill. That was years ago, though. Still, you have to see the pro - that it takes us out of the marriage fuckery pool.
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Figures. [ guess who's completely unsurprised by that revelation. ] Possibly. But only if we use their service, and I'd bet they do attach strings to it.
[ whoa, he's refusing based on logic. wild. ]
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Mm. Touché.
Though, I'll point out you were far less willing to reject me before...
[ But Nat sure as hell studied the subject. ]
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[ Good thing they're texting, or Squalo would probably be sputtering at this coldblooded backstab. ]
THAT WAS DIFFERENT
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At least I didn't take advantage.
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[ He has literally done this too, if in slightly different circumstances. Spoilers the recipient of that cake was Dodger. Big surprise. ]
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Mm. Noted.
Stay vigilant, Superbi. And should we need to take advantage, the offer stands.
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I'll keep that in mind, Romanova.