Bien! :) If you can find the stuff to do it, I can tell you how to make moonshine. Just be careful.
It'll knock you on your ass. Hoo! That shit's not joke, man, I'm telling you.
You wanted to knock her out, Mother Teresa! I was there. Just a little bit of fatherly advice, eh? The ladies don't like it so much when you talk about how you want to knock them unconscious. Kinda kills the mood, you know?
[ His protectiveness of Chloe is automatic, almost knee-jerk, so much that he doesn't even realize that's what he's doing; Lalo knows how he would react if he was injured and somebody was talking about knocking him unconscious, and next to his hypothetical behavior, Chloe's almost assuredly does look like the actual Mother Teresa. ]
You know what? Changed my mind. No sword for you. But if I find any good liquor, it's yours. And here:
[ instructions for how to make home-brewed alcohol go here because I'm lazy; lmk if you want me to dig something up lol, also he prob gives a few different examples but at least one uses agave bc lalo! ]
Or, if you wanna live real dangerously, just do it how they do it in prison: get some water, get some fruit, some sugar - but you gotta find it, let it sit in a bag in the sun for a few days, the fruit'll ferment and turn into wine. [ It'll fuck you up AND give you botulism! Nice! ]
That's right! Wouldn't you be? Who wouldn't want to see my charming face up close?
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It'll knock you on your ass. Hoo! That shit's not joke, man, I'm telling you.
You wanted to knock her out, Mother Teresa! I was there. Just a little bit of fatherly advice, eh? The ladies don't like it so much when you talk about how you want to knock them unconscious. Kinda kills the mood, you know?
[ His protectiveness of Chloe is automatic, almost knee-jerk, so much that he doesn't even realize that's what he's doing; Lalo knows how he would react if he was injured and somebody was talking about knocking him unconscious, and next to his hypothetical behavior, Chloe's almost assuredly does look like the actual Mother Teresa. ]
You know what? Changed my mind. No sword for you. But if I find any good liquor, it's yours. And here:
[ instructions for how to make home-brewed alcohol go here because I'm lazy; lmk if you want me to dig something up lol, also he prob gives a few different examples but at least one uses agave bc lalo! ]
Or, if you wanna live real dangerously, just do it how they do it in prison: get some water, get some fruit, some sugar - but you gotta find it, let it sit in a bag in the sun for a few days, the fruit'll ferment and turn into wine. [ It'll fuck you up AND give you botulism! Nice! ]
That's right! Wouldn't you be? Who wouldn't want to see my charming face up close?
[ And? :) ]