sharktrash | Glencola Reef Inbox

Looking forward to it.

PS, try to be less insufferable face to face, Burrito. If ya don't want another hole in your skull, that is.

[ He did not forget about the "Spaghetti" incident. :) Viking girl thinks it's his name now, damn it! Burn in hell, Ben. ]

[ Unless you actually have something interesting to propose. He just might bury that hatchet for a time then. ]

[ You know who did completely forget about the "Spaghetti" incident? Lalo. He makes a noise of mild confusion on the other end of the walkie, unsure why he's being called "Burrito" or what Squalo is getting at...?

But he does remember Squalo was nice to him, or nice-ish, when he had a freakout in the drone prison, and that is more important to him than whatever this "Burrito" thing is about. ]

I'll do my best, Squalo.

Tell you what. I can be your wingman! For the smiley face girl, eh?

Edited 2023-06-19 23:38 (UTC)

[ Wow, good for him! It's not a stain on his reputation! ...at least the shit on the walkies seems to delete itself after a while, but, uh. The damage is done. ]

[ At least it seems that Squalo has said all he wanted in regards to that topic, since he's willing to let it go. ]

Good to hear. [ And then -- ]

[ Shit. ]

[ He's damn glad these things don't have a video option because he's definitely just a little flustered. How embarrassing. Was his fanboying that obvious... ]

--I don't know what you're talking about.

[ Definitely said too quickly to be non-suspicious, though. ]

[ You can basically hear Lalo's grin growing on the other side of the walkie.

Yes, Squalo, it's that obvious. ]

Eeehhhhhhhhhhh?? Oh, no?

C'mon, it's the viking girl. You're sweet on her, eh? Don't be shy! It's cute! Let me help you out!

[ Damn it. He slaps himself a couple times to focus before responding. ]

Yeah you "helped" enough. Mind your own business.

[ She thinks he's an idiot and it's -- well, not Lalo's fault entirely, but he definitely contributed to it! ]

Wait, I did?

[ Still confused! It didn't negatively impact him, after all, so why would he retain any knowledge that it happened? ]

Hey, think of it this way — if whatever I did made her not like you, I can do shit to make her like you too! It's foolproof, eh?

[ Wow, nice to be him, isn't it? ]

[ But... the man does present a reasonable point. Clearly, if he ruined something, fixing it should also be his responsibility. Right? ]

I'll think about it.

[ It's not a no! ]

[ Usually is!

He laughs. ]

Yeah, just let me know. Talk to you later.

[ ;-) ]

Yeah. See ya.

[ He hopes he doesn't need to employ the help of the world's most closeted wingman, but, well. Beggars can't be choosers and all that. ]

Glencola Reef Inbox

voice; SH442K

voice | DI481O

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject