Little Hades IC Inbox + Mailbox

[sharktrash]

SUPERBIA SQUALO

IC INBOX ► email: suckmydick@hellmail.com ►email: varia@hellmail.com ("business") ►email: s.squalo@brimstone.com (work) ► associated hellnet usernames: swordking grandepioggia swordemperor ► phone: 666 1010 3926 ► address: Gehenna Lane 1010 ► work addresses: Brimstone Retrieval office The Pit (Chainsaw Caesar hours)

Write, call, send mail, poop, post lizards, come over to bother him in person, etc.

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Comments

[sharktrash]

I don't need cheering up. And if I did, I don't see how stuffed toys are supposed to accomplish anything. I'm not five.

[ he says while leaning against the shark as he types tbh ]

[ailes_dor]

of course you don't you're a big strong scary mobster.

You can hide bottles of booze in it.

[sharktrash]

As a matter of fact, I am.

...that's true. Guess you're not as shit as presents as I thought.

e-mail to Varia

[once_janus]

A little bird tells me you are the people to talk to if I'm looking for something special. It turns out that I am.

Two things in particular. One is a handheld shortwave radio that was near me when I died, in the city of Rapture (if that is of any useful reference to you). The second is also something I had on me shortly before I died; a black pin with a white bird.

I'm assuming you will need to contact me for further details. If this is a request you feel your business can manage, please contact me at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

[sharktrash]

We haven't gotten our hands on a GPS that good yet. But I can point you in the way of some guys who have.

Come by the Pit after the show sometime if you're interested.

[ailes_dor]

I'm excellent at presents, Flowers. You wait till Hannukkah, then you'll see.

[sharktrash]

IT'S "SQUALO"

we don't celebrate that

[ailes_dor]

You can celebrate with me, if you want. Food, presents. That sort of stuff. If you want.

[sharktrash]

are you hitting on me, cherub

[ailes_dor]

Nah kiddo, I have good taste.

[sharktrash]

THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[ailes_dor]

You really need me to answer that?

[sharktrash]

no

you clearly have no taste

text; un roommate

[crowkid]

I have some items to sell.

Would you like me to turn them over to you? [Translation: please help me sell a loaf of sourdough bread and a ukulele. What is a Ukulele???]

text; un: swordemperor

[sharktrash]

[ ??? ]

I'm not pawning off your shit for you

what kind of items are we talking

1/2

[crowkid]

I see. I apologize for bothering you. [He'll do his own dirty work! He just thought that since the Varia dealt in contraband, he should offer it forward so they could have a cut.

He'd probably still try to give Squalo a portion of the dracos he made. Provided he managed to sell anything.]

2/2

[crowkid]

[A few minutes later, because in his haste to not offend his boss he'd forgotten there was a question.]

A loaf of bread that smells sour, but good. And a small...strange insturment. With strings.

[sharktrash]

[ holy shit. a kid that actually gives a damn about what he says? a kid that actually listens to him? HE MUST TREASURE THIS MIRACLE ]


Hey, don't take everything so personally.

Why not eat the bread? Decent food's hard to find here.

[sent anonymously a day or so after the Hair Dye Incident]

[ailes_dor]

[some cute matching shoes and parasol are sent along too, and there's a note with the parcel]

For you, beautiful Squalina

[sharktrash]

[ but is there a return address? ]

[ more importantly, is there any archangel magic preventing it from getting burned or thrown out? because wouldn't it be a shame if it disappeared from the house too soon... ]

[ either way, Gabriel will probably hear loud, outraged, scandalized screeching from wherever he is. ]

[ailes_dor]

[ Whine whine whine whine, why are you such a pain? It's a lovely gift, very pretty, it will suit you down to the ground.

Besides, if you burn it, another one will turn up on your doorstep tomorrow. And the new one will have even more bows. ]

[sharktrash]

[ fUCK ]

[ on the bright side, if one will be there by the time Xanxus comes home, he will probably make Squalo wear it. Please come by to take pictures. ]

[ailes_dor]

[Xanxus is a kinky bastard, isn't he? ]

[sharktrash]

[ he can be... pelting your significant other with whiskey glasses is a "kink", right? ]

[ailes_dor]

[ Well it certainly isn't one of Gabriel's kinks, but if that's what turns you on Squalo, who is Gabe to judge? ]