Little Hades IC Inbox + Mailbox

[sharktrash]

SUPERBIA SQUALO

IC INBOX ► email: suckmydick@hellmail.com ►email: varia@hellmail.com ("business") ►email: s.squalo@brimstone.com (work) ► associated hellnet usernames: swordking grandepioggia swordemperor ► phone: 666 1010 3926 ► address: Gehenna Lane 1010 ► work addresses: Brimstone Retrieval office The Pit (Chainsaw Caesar hours)

Write, call, send mail, poop, post lizards, come over to bother him in person, etc.

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Comments

[sent anonymously a day or so after the Hair Dye Incident]

[ailes_dor]

[some cute matching shoes and parasol are sent along too, and there's a note with the parcel]

For you, beautiful Squalina

[sharktrash]

[ but is there a return address? ]

[ more importantly, is there any archangel magic preventing it from getting burned or thrown out? because wouldn't it be a shame if it disappeared from the house too soon... ]

[ either way, Gabriel will probably hear loud, outraged, scandalized screeching from wherever he is. ]

[ailes_dor]

[ Whine whine whine whine, why are you such a pain? It's a lovely gift, very pretty, it will suit you down to the ground.

Besides, if you burn it, another one will turn up on your doorstep tomorrow. And the new one will have even more bows. ]

[sharktrash]

[ fUCK ]

[ on the bright side, if one will be there by the time Xanxus comes home, he will probably make Squalo wear it. Please come by to take pictures. ]

[ailes_dor]

[Xanxus is a kinky bastard, isn't he? ]

[sharktrash]

[ he can be... pelting your significant other with whiskey glasses is a "kink", right? ]

[ailes_dor]

[ Well it certainly isn't one of Gabriel's kinks, but if that's what turns you on Squalo, who is Gabe to judge? ]

[sharktrash]

[ ...it kind of does. it's a Mess. you're so understanding, Gabriel ]

[ailes_dor]

[ At least it's a Hot Mess.

Just don't start throwing glasses at other people. They might not realise you're flirting. ]

[sharktrash]

[ Wow the flirting throw is totally different from regular throw, everyone can see it! Also tbh #HotMess can probably be a Varia slogan lbr. ]