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Oh, I totally will! And if the non-AI version ever shows up again, you can feel free to fri-- fuck him up without checking first. Rhys has no say in what happens to that one.

[ What a generous offer. ]

...I can't believe I brought you in here to ask you to murder less, and now I'm saying that.

[ That's actually good to hear. And here he was thinking she'd given all that agency to Rhys. Go girl. ]

[ Also, he's laughing. It's short, but probably pretty loud, as his voice tends to be in general. ]

Hey, we all do what we're good at.

[ IS HE SAYING YOU'RE GOOD AT TELLING PEOPLE TO MURDER or just that he doesn't mind doing more of it... who knows. ]

But I'll keep that in mind. I owe you that much.

[ Not gonna forget all those days of you feeding ~~and possibly peeing~~ him that easily, no worries. ]

What...? You don't owe me anything, don't be dumb!

[ She's genuinely surprised. And also fucking delighted about the laugh, even though it sets her off glancing towards the door again. You never know how a thing like that can be misinterpreted, okay. ]

I'm pretty sure anything I've done to help you out is something I volunteered for. And kinda bullied you into accepting, a little. I'm the worst.

[ Aaaand his gloved index finger's landing on her nose to playfully shove her off a little bit, more a pointed gesture than anything else. ]

I'll decide that.

[ Listen, you're all into him respecting your decisions, so why not let him be indebted if that makes him feel better. ]

And I'm better off for it. Even if I could've handled it myself.

[ Of course. Totally. ]

Edited 2018-06-10 19:03 (UTC)

[ Oh my fucking god even the fucking noseboop has her all flustered and giggly. Jesus fucking christ kill her now this is the worst. ]

Well. I mean, I guess there're worse things than having someone owe me a favour. But just a small one! A really, really tiny one. That will never get cashed in. I guess.

[ oh god she's into it so bad ]

That's better. And hey, it doesn't have to be murder.

[ Anything you need, darling. Within reason. Obviously. ]

[ NO SHUT UP ]

It doesn't? Geez, but what other kind of favour is there?

[ Her turn to laugh now. PANDORA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ]

[ okay but that's just perfect why is she so awesome ]

[ snerkkk ]

Hey, let me know if you figure one out.

I'll. Definitely give it some thought. So your generous offer doesn't go to waste.

[ meaning she'll spend the next few days all like "omg what if I'd asked him to HOLD MY HAND how daring would THAT have been man I am so effing scandalous" and honestly can someone just throw her in the trash now please because she fucking sucks ]

[ haha have another kind of smile though it's probably how sharks look at their dinner but an attempt was made ]

Sounds good.

[ wHOA SO DARING that is a pretty dang big favor isn't it... she could totally ask for this yes but instead she's going to sleep in platonic robot shaped garbage ]

[ Okay but Angel is totally okay with being eaten by sharks, tho. Which is not the kind of thought she's used to having and it's not a thought she should be having because Rhys and arghrggrg she's probably staring like some stupid dumb asshole isn't she. ]

...We should probably go back in there, huh. Before people start to - to get the wrong idea.

[ And she helpfully mimes a head exploding. Splortch. ]

[ how about being eaten out by sharks ayyy ]

[ Squalo thinks the pantomime is hella funny, but he'll fight the urge to mess up Angel's hair and sweater just so the wrong idea becomes especially easy to get. How mature of him. ]

Best try not to look all flustered, then.

What? I don't look-- do I-- shoot!

[ She touches her own cheeks to test for blushing. The knowledge that she's flustered and Squalo knows it is, of course, making it a million times worse. WHY IS THIS HER LIFE NOW, ]

This is all your fault!

[ because she decided to doki at some dude's hair and then found out he's a murderer apparently ]

Hey! I didn't even do anything. That's all you.

Me? How is it my f-- What did I do?!

Other than drag you in here in the first place, I suppose.

[ orz ]

Be your charming self, I guess?

[ is he fuckin smooth or what ]

[ also probably making it worse ]

Also that.

[ Oh he's definitely making it worse. How dare he insinuate Angel is anything more than a snowbo gremlin EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S HER WEAKNESS???? ]

I'm not being charming! That's - you're --

[ Ok but IS he being charming, though. Maybe she's projecting? Oh god she's projecting isn't she. That's definitely a thing that's happening. Frick. ]

I mean. Sorry.

[ THE SHAME ]

[ oh no ]

Why thanks. Nothing to be sorry for.

[ Just kind of smirking knowingly at her but it's not unfriendly or anything. ]

[ Opens mouth ]

[ Closes mouth ]

...You're kinda the worst, you know.

[ THE LEAST CONVINCING LIE SHE'S EVER TOLD ]

[ just makes that italian gesture that's basically him kissing the tips of his fingers and making the perfectto!! sign although it could be interpreted as blowing one to her or that he's just had really delicious pasta so really take it as you might ]

[ TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME SHARKBOY

kind of

meaning Angel does something similar but she just kisses her middle fingers and raises them for inspection afterwards and is completely unable to keep a straight face while doing so

so actually she's not playing the same game at all but also, shut up, ]

[ WHAT IS THAT EVEN ANGEL ]

[ snerkkkk ]

Alright. Let's get back under surveillance then.

[ GOING BACK FOR THAT DOOR this was a time well spent honestly ]

[ somehow they bonded further over him murdering a fellow citizen who knew ]

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