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[phaseshifter]

[ Squalo and murderfriends would do well on Pandora, lbr. And they'd be welcomed with open arms! And guns and buzzsaws and throwing axes and-- ]

Kinda, yeah. They always looked like they were having a lot of fun! And being locked away for safety reasons really kinda makes you wish you were able to do dangerous things, you know? Because confinement is boring, but danger is exciting and forbidden and all that good stuff.

[ Which could all also apply to any teeny-tiny crushes someone may be harbouring I mean what ]

I mean, I'd probably get my butt kicked in five seconds flat. But it'd be a fun five seconds? Probably.

[sharktrash]

[ SOUNDS LIKE A JOLLY GOOD TIME. they could take over a town like those badass bandit bosses and shit. maybe not quite vault hunter level but still. ]

Heh, I can imagine. Can't stand being bored. This place is hell just because of that. Cold, shitty food and boredom, it's like the trifecta of suck.

[ oh no ]

Y'know, that just means you should go with someone that'll watch out for your butt.

[ fukken smooth ]

[phaseshifter]

[ WHAT A DARING DREAM. Pls allow for everyone in the known universe to shed a tear at this most perfect of mental images. ]

 

 

[ OK DONE ]

At least it's less boring when there are awesome people to talk to, isn't it? [WINK WONK] And I suppose that would work. But you know that there's a difference between watching out for someone's butt and just plain watching the butt, right? I'd have to choose my butt-bodyguard very carefully.

[ SO MUCH GIGGLING THIS IS SO DUMB ]

[sharktrash]

[ it would be perfect. ]

'Course. But the two aren't mutually exclusive. [ wink wonk ] And, y'know, I'm a professional.

[ bodyguard, not butt-watcher... but maybe both ]

[phaseshifter]

[ OH MY FUCKING FUCK I'M DEAD, ]

Oh, a multitasker! How the heck am I supposed to refuse that kinda offer from someone so talented?? I'd say consider yourself future-hired, but Iunno how much you charge. Or even if you accept stolen space dollars.

[ Which are the BEST kind of space dollars but u no ]

[sharktrash]

[ THAT AINT EVEN ALL OF THEM, ]

[ preens ]

Think I can make an exception for you. One time offer only.

[phaseshifter]

Awww. I'm honoured! No take-backs. That's a binding verbal contract and all that crap.

[ MAN she hopes it's possible to do this after everything's over. She's not actually expecting things to be that easy, though. :''') ]

[sharktrash]

Sounds good to me.

[ If only. :') ]

[ And I sort of forgot what was going on here so probably a good place to wrap. ]