Little Hades IC Inbox + Mailbox

[sharktrash]

SUPERBIA SQUALO

IC INBOX ► email: suckmydick@hellmail.com ►email: varia@hellmail.com ("business") ►email: s.squalo@brimstone.com (work) ► associated hellnet usernames: swordking grandepioggia swordemperor ► phone: 666 1010 3926 ► address: Gehenna Lane 1010 ► work addresses: Brimstone Retrieval office The Pit (Chainsaw Caesar hours)

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Comments

text; un: swordemperor

[sharktrash]

Hey, I didn't ask it to eat me.

And no. It's awful and sharp all over.

[ailes_dor]

Just like you then?

Thought you might hate it, cos it's nice and stuff. It might make you feel worse or something.

[sharktrash]

...what the hell kind of person do you think I am

[ailes_dor]

stupido.

I'm teasing. I thought it might cheer you up. And it's fun. So you know, can't go wrong?

[sharktrash]

I don't need cheering up. And if I did, I don't see how stuffed toys are supposed to accomplish anything. I'm not five.

[ he says while leaning against the shark as he types tbh ]

[ailes_dor]

of course you don't you're a big strong scary mobster.

You can hide bottles of booze in it.

[sharktrash]

As a matter of fact, I am.

...that's true. Guess you're not as shit as presents as I thought.

[ailes_dor]

I'm excellent at presents, Flowers. You wait till Hannukkah, then you'll see.

[sharktrash]

IT'S "SQUALO"

we don't celebrate that

[ailes_dor]

You can celebrate with me, if you want. Food, presents. That sort of stuff. If you want.

[sharktrash]

are you hitting on me, cherub

[ailes_dor]

Nah kiddo, I have good taste.

[sharktrash]

THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[ailes_dor]

You really need me to answer that?

[sharktrash]

no

you clearly have no taste