Little Hades IC Inbox + Mailbox

[sharktrash]

SUPERBIA SQUALO

IC INBOX ► email: suckmydick@hellmail.com ►email: varia@hellmail.com ("business") ►email: s.squalo@brimstone.com (work) ► associated hellnet usernames: swordking grandepioggia swordemperor ► phone: 666 1010 3926 ► address: Gehenna Lane 1010 ► work addresses: Brimstone Retrieval office The Pit (Chainsaw Caesar hours)

Write, call, send mail, poop, post lizards, come over to bother him in person, etc.

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Comments

text; i am so sorry

[sackler]

[sometime following this thread.]

hey someone gave me this number & said you're a therapist?

never be sorry

[sharktrash]

[ ??? ]

[ who the fuck ]

if someone told you to jump off a building would you do it

[sackler]

no but depending upon the height and depth of the water, i'd consider jumping off a bridge. but in all seriousness is this the right #?

[sharktrash]

alright that's reasonable

who gave you this number

[sackler]

i didn't catch his name but he has dark hair

[Also wears clothes, so totally helpful, right?]

[sharktrash]

[ yyyyyup super helpful ]


scars?

[ailes_dor]

[The box is huge. It pretty much hides the little delivery demon who is trying to carry it. Inside the box, there's a little note. Saw this, thought of you. Wish you would be eaten by a real one <3 Gabe]

best package ever

[sharktrash]

[ omfg you bitch ]

[ ...he's still taking it and bringing it to his room, though. DON'T JUDGE IT LOOKED CUTE. AND COMFY. And he can cuddle it in his sleep. :/ ]

[ He also sends back a note; "I have." ]

that's what he said

[ailes_dor]

Poor shark, it clearly didn't like your flavour.

Is it as cuddly as it looks?

text; un: swordemperor

[sharktrash]

Hey, I didn't ask it to eat me.

And no. It's awful and sharp all over.

[ailes_dor]

Just like you then?

Thought you might hate it, cos it's nice and stuff. It might make you feel worse or something.

[sharktrash]

...what the hell kind of person do you think I am

e-mail to Varia

[once_janus]

A little bird tells me you are the people to talk to if I'm looking for something special. It turns out that I am.

Two things in particular. One is a handheld shortwave radio that was near me when I died, in the city of Rapture (if that is of any useful reference to you). The second is also something I had on me shortly before I died; a black pin with a white bird.

I'm assuming you will need to contact me for further details. If this is a request you feel your business can manage, please contact me at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

[sharktrash]

We haven't gotten our hands on a GPS that good yet. But I can point you in the way of some guys who have.

Come by the Pit after the show sometime if you're interested.

text; un roommate

[crowkid]

I have some items to sell.

Would you like me to turn them over to you? [Translation: please help me sell a loaf of sourdough bread and a ukulele. What is a Ukulele???]

text; un: swordemperor

[sharktrash]

[ ??? ]

I'm not pawning off your shit for you

what kind of items are we talking

1/2

[crowkid]

I see. I apologize for bothering you. [He'll do his own dirty work! He just thought that since the Varia dealt in contraband, he should offer it forward so they could have a cut.

He'd probably still try to give Squalo a portion of the dracos he made. Provided he managed to sell anything.]

2/2

[crowkid]

[A few minutes later, because in his haste to not offend his boss he'd forgotten there was a question.]

A loaf of bread that smells sour, but good. And a small...strange insturment. With strings.

[sharktrash]

[ holy shit. a kid that actually gives a damn about what he says? a kid that actually listens to him? HE MUST TREASURE THIS MIRACLE ]


Hey, don't take everything so personally.

Why not eat the bread? Decent food's hard to find here.

[crowkid]

[He's doing his best!]

Okay. [He doesn't want to keep bothering you, but since you gave him a suggestion-]

I get food from the kitchens, so I don't need it. I'd rather sell it.

Unless you don't think it's worth much.

[sent anonymously a day or so after the Hair Dye Incident]

[ailes_dor]

[some cute matching shoes and parasol are sent along too, and there's a note with the parcel]

For you, beautiful Squalina

[sharktrash]

[ but is there a return address? ]

[ more importantly, is there any archangel magic preventing it from getting burned or thrown out? because wouldn't it be a shame if it disappeared from the house too soon... ]

[ either way, Gabriel will probably hear loud, outraged, scandalized screeching from wherever he is. ]

[ailes_dor]

[ Whine whine whine whine, why are you such a pain? It's a lovely gift, very pretty, it will suit you down to the ground.

Besides, if you burn it, another one will turn up on your doorstep tomorrow. And the new one will have even more bows. ]

[sharktrash]

[ fUCK ]

[ on the bright side, if one will be there by the time Xanxus comes home, he will probably make Squalo wear it. Please come by to take pictures. ]

[ailes_dor]

[Xanxus is a kinky bastard, isn't he? ]