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[phaseshifter]

Yeah, kinda like the shotgun! As for whether the relationship is parasitic or symbiotic, nobody's entirely sure. The rakks obviously irritate the hive, but provide an important defense mechanism, too! And they don't feed off the hive as far as we're aware. They seem to prefer the local bandit population as a food source, even though the bandits pose a greater threat to them than most other things on the planet? Because guns. And buzzsaws. And throwing axes. And the occasional flamethrower.

[ Sigh. Pandora sure is a heck of a place. :') ]

And, well, I wouldn't call myself an expert. But there wasn't much for me to do in the bunker for a really long time, and I had access to all Hyperion's files including weapon schematics and specifications? So of course I used to check those out. And corporate spying is always a thing, so I got to peek at some other manufacturers' things too, and then when I was charged with watching the vault hunters I got to see it all in action and you kind of have to gain an appreciation for weaponry when you see it used well, right? Like freaking poetry, except not lame.

[sharktrash]

[ he starts fucking laughing when the guns are joined by buzzsaws and axes and flamethrowers because that sounds like one resort town he wouldn't be bored at. one way ticket to pandora pls ]

[ well, maybe once they're sure they can't take back the criminal empire from the doe-eyed brat. ]

Man I'd like to see that. Or do that, honestly. [ VIOLENCE IS THE BEST POETRY EVER. ] Ever wish you got to try it?

[ Clearly now that she's out of the bunker they should just both go on a vacay murder spree and find out how it really feels like :'| ]

[phaseshifter]

[ Squalo and murderfriends would do well on Pandora, lbr. And they'd be welcomed with open arms! And guns and buzzsaws and throwing axes and-- ]

Kinda, yeah. They always looked like they were having a lot of fun! And being locked away for safety reasons really kinda makes you wish you were able to do dangerous things, you know? Because confinement is boring, but danger is exciting and forbidden and all that good stuff.

[ Which could all also apply to any teeny-tiny crushes someone may be harbouring I mean what ]

I mean, I'd probably get my butt kicked in five seconds flat. But it'd be a fun five seconds? Probably.

[sharktrash]

[ SOUNDS LIKE A JOLLY GOOD TIME. they could take over a town like those badass bandit bosses and shit. maybe not quite vault hunter level but still. ]

Heh, I can imagine. Can't stand being bored. This place is hell just because of that. Cold, shitty food and boredom, it's like the trifecta of suck.

[ oh no ]

Y'know, that just means you should go with someone that'll watch out for your butt.

[ fukken smooth ]

[phaseshifter]

[ WHAT A DARING DREAM. Pls allow for everyone in the known universe to shed a tear at this most perfect of mental images. ]

 

 

[ OK DONE ]

At least it's less boring when there are awesome people to talk to, isn't it? [WINK WONK] And I suppose that would work. But you know that there's a difference between watching out for someone's butt and just plain watching the butt, right? I'd have to choose my butt-bodyguard very carefully.

[ SO MUCH GIGGLING THIS IS SO DUMB ]

[sharktrash]

[ it would be perfect. ]

'Course. But the two aren't mutually exclusive. [ wink wonk ] And, y'know, I'm a professional.

[ bodyguard, not butt-watcher... but maybe both ]

[phaseshifter]

[ OH MY FUCKING FUCK I'M DEAD, ]

Oh, a multitasker! How the heck am I supposed to refuse that kinda offer from someone so talented?? I'd say consider yourself future-hired, but Iunno how much you charge. Or even if you accept stolen space dollars.

[ Which are the BEST kind of space dollars but u no ]

[sharktrash]

[ THAT AINT EVEN ALL OF THEM, ]

[ preens ]

Think I can make an exception for you. One time offer only.

[phaseshifter]

Awww. I'm honoured! No take-backs. That's a binding verbal contract and all that crap.

[ MAN she hopes it's possible to do this after everything's over. She's not actually expecting things to be that easy, though. :''') ]

[sharktrash]

Sounds good to me.

[ If only. :') ]

[ And I sort of forgot what was going on here so probably a good place to wrap. ]