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[sharktrash]

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[cavallorampante]

🥶

[sharktrash]

[ god, why are you punishing him with emoji spam ]

[ what has he ever done to deserve this ]

If you want something, spit it out.

[cavallorampante]

I want us to go back to being friends and not having this weird...distance thing between us.

[sharktrash]

We were never that close

But I can beat you up for old times' sake. You still owe me like three fights

[cavallorampante]

[ and we are back to emojis.]

🖕🏻

[sharktrash]

[ lmao like he's gonna deign that with a reply ]

[ he just fuckin offered to meet you to spar, and if you don't want it, go cry to someone soft and not fighty like you ]

[cavallorampante]

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By the way. I left you a gift in your room.

[sharktrash]

[ it's too bad he has no idea about the gift because he opens the message to a wall of juvenile emojis and immediately deletes it ]

[ but he'll probably find it?? ]

[ it'd better not be poop in the middle of his nice carpet ]

[ *also "his room" is like eight rooms just sayin,, ]

[cavallorampante]

[ Well. The gift is alive so there might be poop in one of those 8 rooms. ]

[sharktrash]

[ what the hell ]

[ what kind of beast has been unleashed on his suite?? he's ushering it out as soon as he finds it. ffs people are so irresponsible with their animals, ]

[cavallorampante]

[ it’s just a puppy. Don’t worry. He isn’t sure what breed exactly he just found him and he was cute and you always have CATS. You need a dog. He assumes it’s some sort of German shepherd hell mix but he’s cute. ]

[sharktrash]

[ it... is kind of cute ]

[ he still wants nothing to do with it though. The damn creature looks so excited to see him, and that just makes everything hurt more. He doesnt have the heart to throw it out, but it doesn't feel right to keep it either. He can't be bothered to care for it, and at the same time it's just... too happy. Squalo's not about to be happy ever again. ]

[ so, a few hours/days later, Dino is getting a laconic message; ]

Do you want a dog?

[cavallorampante]

[ Briefly he wonders if that is a genuine question but then he realizes it was the gift He had given. ]

Did you name him?

[sharktrash]

[ and Squalo's nearly balking there because wow, that sure sounds like commitment ]

No

Why

[cavallorampante]

Because you name pets.

-> voice

[sharktrash]

It's not a pet, it's some drooling stray that -- hey!

[ it sounds like he's trying to shake something off his leg. ]

Merda, brutto figlio di puttana--

Re: -> voice

[cavallorampante]

It chose you. You’re his or hers now.

[ Amused. ]

Name it.

[sharktrash]

Voi! Stick it up your ass!!

[ he doesn't sound too happy about the suggestion. there's also some more chaotic sounds, as if a creature legged it while turning over some furniture on the way. ]

I can't -- I'm not keeping a goddamn pet!

[cavallorampante]

No, thank you.

[ He's listening and trying not to laugh. ]

Squalo. A dog is a good pet. Think about it...it would be disgustingly loyal to you. Not to mention if you make it leave a demon will eat it.

[sharktrash]

Like I care about that!

[ the fact that he still hasn't implies that he may care a little, but it would be best not to point that out specifically. ]

You're the one that needs brain-dead admiration, aren't you?

[ doesn't that sound more like Xanxus, ]

Just take it.

[cavallorampante]

What I need...is to know what you would name it. Does it look like it needs some fancy italian name? Or is it one of those that you'd just call Dog or boy or princess?

[ ...he has some ideas in mind but he's not about to mention them. ]

What does it look like?

[sharktrash]

Little Piece of Shit would be appropriate.

[ grumble. ]

It's... sort of ugly-cute? Gimme a second.

[ he snaps a picture and sends it. it's... basically a baby skag, just a little cuter. ]

[cavallorampante]

[ ...well that’s a bit different than when he had found it. Maybe it...shapeshifts or something. It is Hell. But it is pretty cute still. ]

Oh yeah. Definitely give it a fancy name officially but then call it something dumb instead.

[sharktrash]

I'm not gonna name it!!

[ He's definitely being stubborn there. ]

If you don't want it, I'm throwing it out.

[ It's not going to work out for him, I'm just saying. ]